Since the Giants have been doing so badly, I decided to use my rarely used powers of jinx to destroy the New York Mets. The evidence of that power has been shown below.
Starting in 3rd inning of yesterday's game vs. the Mets:
4:54 PM - Score 3-0 Mets
me: Burriss needs a jet engine to blow the ball outta there
his bat is horrible
jon:i think he needs a cricket paddle
me: he needs a tennis racket
jon: something huge
jon: HE GOT A HIT
me: there goes the no hitter...
I was typing that out
RA Dickey has a no hitter through 2 innings
jon: What do you say here? That he hasn't given up a run?
me: RA Dickey has a shutout through 2 innings
...
jon: HAHAHAHA
me: what?!
jon: hahaha
me: did we score?!
YES
4:58 PM - Score 3-1 Mets
me: RA Dickey is on pace to win today after 2 innings
jon: YEAHHH!!!
GO FONTENOT!
me: what happened?
jon: 4-3!
5:30 PM - 5-5 tie
via text - me: RA Dickey has not given up a home run for the past 2 games
~Shierholtz with a 1 run shot to take the lead
jon: there's the homer! Now get us another one
7:25 PM - 6-6 tie 10th inning
me: Mets have not lost in the 10th inning this year
jon: F- yes! Huff!
me: Hahahaha
Behold the power of the ANTI-Oracle... You're Welcome.
Laws of the Day
Tim Lincecum has never won in New York
I've been trying the same thing on Tejada, but nothing seems to help him :(
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, Giants are doing great now!